The Crew 


Elty  The Smoothie Peter "Elty" Peters. The man is so nice they named him twice. Only member of the team who can't drive manual. So it's a nice hitchhike for this fancy dressed loving animal. Most likely to want hot showers and breakfast in bed. The teams very own Kelly Slater, it's uncanny.

Elty 

The Smoothie

Peter "Elty" Peters. The man is so nice they named him twice. Only member of the team who can't drive manual. So it's a nice hitchhike for this fancy dressed loving animal. Most likely to want hot showers and breakfast in bed. The teams very own Kelly Slater, it's uncanny.

 
Kristy LEE Head Chief Kristy " Lee " Morris. Going on a trip with 5 blokes in a little truck designed to take 4 children to school. Hopefully her feet won't smell as bad as ours, potential mum of the group or last one in bed. Real wild card ! All shall be revealed.

Kristy LEE

Head Chief

Kristy " Lee " Morris. Going on a trip with 5 blokes in a little truck designed to take 4 children to school. Hopefully her feet won't smell as bad as ours, potential mum of the group or last one in bed. Real wild card ! All shall be revealed.

Sibird Bonehead of Bush Camp Simon "Sibird" Kaylinger Extreme Train conventionalist, naturally dresses as a giant baby and has the anatomy to accompany it. Will be most likely to fire up the beers at 9:00am and not one fuck given. Probably be most useful at spotting animals 200 meters away half pissed.

Sibird

Bonehead of Bush Camp

Simon "Sibird" Kaylinger Extreme Train conventionalist, naturally dresses as a giant baby and has the anatomy to accompany it. Will be most likely to fire up the beers at 9:00am and not one fuck given. Probably be most useful at spotting animals 200 meters away half pissed.

 
noakesy  Bonehead of Lock Inns Dave "bonehead" Noakes. In the best form of his life, looking for a new challenge to beat this form. Never turned down anything in his life ... not about to start now! Most likely to find him sleeping on someone's sofa. He also claims to be the only man outside Africa to own a snuff bomb!

noakesy 

Bonehead of Lock Inns

Dave "bonehead" Noakes. In the best form of his life, looking for a new challenge to beat this form. Never turned down anything in his life ... not about to start now! Most likely to find him sleeping on someone's sofa. He also claims to be the only man outside Africa to own a snuff bomb!

Sammy Kiwi Logistics Sam "SammyD" Halligan. Probably runs on kryptonite, superman's only excuse for Sammy's insane energy without sleep. Whatever you do, don't touch his food, you'd rather get jumped by a lion. Easy to please just ply with a few vodkas in the evening and offer him a tin of beans here and there. Most likely to get us out of shit with Customs.

Sammy

Kiwi Logistics

Sam "SammyD" Halligan. Probably runs on kryptonite, superman's only excuse for Sammy's insane energy without sleep. Whatever you do, don't touch his food, you'd rather get jumped by a lion. Easy to please just ply with a few vodkas in the evening and offer him a tin of beans here and there. Most likely to get us out of shit with Customs.

 
pat Watering Hole Diver Patrick "TJ killer" Kenny. Probably the most unassuming character on the firm, but don't let this fool you... we will be taking regular drug tests to keep it this way, probably the most likely to fall off the roof of the truck while doing 20km an hour after a few light ale's in the afternoon.

pat

Watering Hole Diver

Patrick "TJ killer" Kenny. Probably the most unassuming character on the firm, but don't let this fool you... we will be taking regular drug tests to keep it this way, probably the most likely to fall off the roof of the truck while doing 20km an hour after a few light ale's in the afternoon.